Normal people that have a need for some wood mulch would drive to their nearest home improvement store, load up their cart with some plastic bags full of wood mulch, then they'd wait in line to check out, would probably be forced to chit-chat with the cashier about lawn-care or something before they handed over some money, and then they'd head for home. There's nothing wrong with doing things that way, but more and more I find myself doing things outside the norm and I've also developed a severe allergy to spending money if I don't need to.
Locally, there's been a lot of drilling activity in recent years (although it looks like that boom is pretty close to ending) and these new wells use electric motors for pumping the oil instead of the natural gas powered pump jacks that used to be used in the past. Because of that, there's also been a mini-boom in the 'upgrading-the-electrical-grid-infrastructure' business with new electrical lines being extended to oil well sites and old electrical lines being upgraded.
Whenever they run a new line to a well-site, they clear the right of way of most of the trees, then they usually grind them all up and haul them away. I could find a lot of uses for all those wood chips, but I've never had the chance to get my hands on any. But when I was driving by the new wells they drilled close to the farm the other day (I can't help it, I gotta keep track of how the drilling is going, how far along they are with fracking it, and whether they're done putting in the new electrical lines to the well-site), I finally hit the jackpot and found out that instead of hauling all those ground-up trees away, there were piles of wood chips alongside the road just begging for someone like me to come along and take them home.
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A big pile of firewood, free for the taking (at least the stuff in the ditch is) | | |
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Piles of wood chips up and down the road |
For those that don't know, there is a method to picking up something like this from the side of a road.
After determining that whatever I'm thinking about picking up is
actually fair-game for picking up, I'll use either the 'shock and awe'
method in which I roar up in the pickup in a cloud of dust, slam on the
brakes, jump out before coming to a complete stop, pick up whatever I'm picking up as fast as I can, then jump back in the truck and roar off before anyone that I know can see what I'm doing, or
I'll use the 'I'm on official business' method where I park in the
middle of the road, slowly amble over to pick up my prize, wave to
everyone that happens to drive by, take my time putting it in the truck,
and then slowly drive away.
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"Hurry up and fill that up so we can get outta here before anyone sees us!!" |
I wasn't really interested in any of the firewood since it's mostly cottonwood and cedar (although I might get some later to make some bio-char), instead I wanted the wood chips and since there is about a dump truck's worth of wood chips along that road, I'm going to need to use the 'I'm on official business' method because it would just be too tiring to roar up in the truck, jump out, shovel chips like a madman, then roar off in a cloud of dust and gravel over and over until I had built a huge pile of wood chips back on the farm. With the amount I'm going to try to pick up, slow and steady is the best way to pick up these wood chips from the side of the road.
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The first of many loads |
In a few months, I should have every water trough surrounded with a thick layer of wood chips (it works great to keep the mud down and composting wood is supposed to help with the foot health of cattle), all the places I put my mineral feeders should have a thick layer of wood chips (mud and foot health again), bio-char can supposedly be made with wood chips so I'm itching to try that, I have some mud holes in some roads I'd like to try to fix with wood chips, and wood chips work great in the chicken house. Plus, I'll hopefully have a big pile of wood chips built up as a reserve for any and all future needs.
The question of the day is, are you a 'shock and awe', an 'I'm on official business', or a none of the above sort of picking-stuff-up-off-the-side-of-the road kind of guy?